Astrid Andersen – Actually, if you have abs like these we have no issues with this look. None at all. We're even willing to overlook the Teva-esque sandals and two-toned pants! We're just curious if this guy can pass the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy
Craig Green for MAN - Mugatu's designs from "Zoolander" are becoming real. This all-white construction of trash couture has "Derelicte" written all over it.
Sibling - Remember when you tried your hand at macrame during summer camp? Did you ever take it this far? It's like a potholder for your body.
Kay Kwok - Usually when a man wears a printed suit he sticks to subtle plaid, tweed, or houndstooth if he's feeling particularly adventurous. Apparently, the designer wanted to explore the final frontier. This space-age pattern makes it look like the model is in the middle of being beamed up by Scotty.
Alan Taylor for MAN – Truth be told, skorts (the skirt-shorts hybrids) are making a comeback in women's fashion. Can we dub this longer male versions "skants?"
Topman - Yee-haw! Western-yoked sweaters and tops are definitely on-trend (thanks, Isabel Marant), but they look tragic when paired with pleated slacks, a metallic belt, mirrored shades, and Beatles-esque haircut. WHY?!
Astrid Andersen - Check out the delicate lace cutouts on this guy's glorified workout gear. But we're much more interested in purchasing two tickets to the gun show. It seems unlikely that these sleeves would hold up during a workout session
Bobby Abley for MAN - In case you're confused as to what you're looking at, this is a cartoon bird-printed sheer sweatshirt with matching capris. The outfit has been delicately accessorized with tighty-whiteys and a phone case necklace. The more you know
Kay Kwok - Leather shorts and a printed boxy top sounds like something we'd wear ourselves, but on a dude? Really?! And no, those clunky plastic wedges aren't helping.
